Sometimes people make big confessions on Reddit. Recently, an anonymous man took to the site saying he got rid of his wife’s aggressive cat while she was away visiting family, and replaced it with a friendlier cat that looked exactly the same. He wrote in part, “She had an all-black cat that was extremely aggressive. It scratched everyone, hissed at everyone, and didn’t use its litter box half the time. My wife insisted she could get it to behave better. One week she went out of town to visit her family and I was supposed to go to her apartment and feed it.” He goes on to explain that he found a lookalike cat at a local animal shelter that was more well-behaved, so he adopted it, and brought his wife’s cat to another shelter a town over. He also wrote, “It’s been 6 years since then. We got married 4 years ago. We still have the swapped cat. It answers to the original cat’s name. My wife knows nothing. She loves this cat and brags about how much better behaved it is. Every time I see it, I feel like a total piece of $#!t.” Reddit users commented on the post, saying he was wrong for doing this, and that he should never tell anyone about the swap. One person even wrote, “if this dude would literally do something as big as replacing his spouse’s pet i can’t imagine what other things he has definitely lied about or hidden.” Another wrote, “I will not rest until these two are divorced.”

You could tell this guy wasn’t from Central PA… otherwise, the cat would’ve just been shot.