Happy Monday! Here’s the scoop on the insanity today:


There was a serious traffic back-up at a Covid vaccine site in Mount Pleasant, South Carolina, so the mayor called the best expert at handling long drive-thru lines he could think of:  The manager at the local Chick-fil-A…And that manager actually came out and helped them do a better job getting the line moving.


There’s a growing black market for the Covid vaccine.  One cyber security expert says there’s been at least a 400% increase in the number of ads posted, and the vaccines cost anywhere from $500 to $1,000.


The health minister of Sri Lanka who once said magic potions created by a sorcerer were the best Covid vaccine just tested positive for Covid.


The family of an 85-year-old woman in northern Spain thought she died from Covid-19 . . . so they were surprised when she showed up back at her nursing home 10 days later.  It turns out the hospital mixed up the names.