This is just what you want to hear when you’re pushing 40 . . . There’s a new term for older millennials born in the early ’80s, right after the Gen X cut-off.  And the term is . . . “GERIATRIC millennial.” A digital teamwork expert posted about it online, and says anyone born between 1980 and 1985 falls into that category.  But she claims it’s not actually a bad thing . . . and it might mean you’re a natural LEADER in 2021.

This is the type of headline you can’t ignore:  A new study in Japan found humans might be able to breathe through their behind.  And yes, this is for real. Certain types of fish can absorb oxygen through their intestines to stay alive in emergencies.  So scientists wanted to see if mammals could do it too.  And the answer is yes, blood vessels iup there appear to work the same way. Stay alert for new butt-mask mandates!