This might be the weirdest product shortage of this whole era.  There’s a shortage of GARDEN GNOMES right now because of supply chain issues caused by the pandemic . . . and also shipments getting delayed by that ship that blocked the Suez Canal. Now we know what precious cargo that cost the world millions of dollars!

  A member of parliament in Canada was caught totally naked during a Zoom meeting on Wednesday.  He said, quote, “My video was accidentally turned on as I was changing . . . after going for a jog” and he apologized.

Budweiser is the latest brand to give free stuff to people for getting vaccinated.  If you upload a selfie with your vaccination sticker or card to, they’ll send you a $5 virtual debit card you can use to buy beer.  Or anything else, I guess.