I guess this day was inevitable: We all finally have too much toilet paper. Toilet paper sales were down 4% in January and it’s because so many people stocked up last year and are still working through their supplies.
Last year Americans spent $11 billion on toilet paper, which is $2 billion more than the average year . . . so yeah, we went way overboard on hoarding the stuff.
Police in India busted a mattress factory that was stuffing mattresses with used masks instead of cotton.
10 people who traveled to India from foreign countries and violated their quarantine got a Bart Simpson punishment . . . they all had to write, “I did not follow the rules of lockdown so I am so sorry” 500 times.