Happy Friday..

Here’s the latest random Covid shortage:  GRAPE-NUTS.  Basically, they’re out of stock everywhere because of high demand and shouldn’t be fully back on shelves until the spring. No clue who’s buying them anymore, unless you’re 90 years old.

There’s an old economic theory that as the economy goes down, high heels get higher . . . and that seems to be happening again.  Just like in the Great Depression and the 1970s oil crisis, the latest fashion releases have been tall platform heels.

Police in Paris are accused of breaking Covid curfew rules . . . after videos surfaced of them doing the Macarena at a coworker’s after-hours going away party. Remember that one scene from The Mask? Yeah…