Tinder REALLY wants people to start hooking up again.  So Tinder is giving out 1,000 free Covid tests on Saturday to help 500 matches feel more comfortable meeting up and, you know, doing what people do when they meet up with Tinder matches.

The big new pandemic trend in some Persian Gulf countries is . . . adults drinking out of baby bottles.  That’s right:  The stress of the pandemic has made people so nostalgic for childhood that they’re drinking out of baby bottles.

There have been very few serious side effects confirmed with the AstraZeneca Covid vaccine . . . but some patients are trying to blame all sorts of things on it, including breast enlargement, weight gain, random moaning, sunburn, and genital herpes. Boy, I hope that wasn’t all from one person, although that’d be one heck of a story!