In case you missed it during the show, here’s today’s Corona Insanity.

A couple in a remote village in northern India got married in full hazmat suits after the bride tested positive just hours before the ceremony.  The priest also wore a full hazmat suit.

Plastic surgery numbers have gone up during the pandemic, according to surgeons around the country.  They say it’s a mix of people not liking how they look on video chats . . . and knowing they have plenty of time at home to recover from surgery. So when you stop recognizing all your friends once we get back to normal, now you know why.

The U.K. has started administering the coronavirus vaccine to elderly people and the second person in the country to get it is an 81-year-old man named . . . William Shakespeare. “IS THIS A DAGGER WHICH I SEE BEFORE ME?”