If you missed it during the show, check out today’s Corona Insanity right here!
58% of people say stores should have a “you touch it, you buy it” policy during the pandemic, according to a new survey. Also, 45% of people say they wouldn’t try something on in a changing room right now . . . 42% wouldn’t take a free food sample . . . and 36% won’t touch produce.
A guy in the U.K. was so lonely working from home during the pandemic that he bought two GEESE to keep him company. But they made so much noise with their honking, his neighbors filed a complaint . . . and now he has to give them up. Next time, I’d just go with cats. Cats are definitely quieter.
Here’s another reminder NOT to drink your hand sanitizer to try to kill coronavirus . . . or for any other reason, while we’re at it. Seven people in Russia were killed when they drank hand sanitizer after their party ran out of booze. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON’T DRINK HAND SANITIZER.
A guy in India who was battling coronavirus is now also battling blindness and paralysis . . . after a black king cobra BIT him during his recovery. Chances are, you probably don’t have it NEARLY as bad as this guy, and if you do. . . Yikes, my sympathies.